32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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