ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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