I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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