ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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