I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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