Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I met the friendliest cop last night
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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