I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
