I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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