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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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