You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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