is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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