she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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