is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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