He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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