And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My life is pants optional.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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