Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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