Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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