great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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