I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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