I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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