So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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