she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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