do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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