capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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