i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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