areolas are like halos for boobs.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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