I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
