Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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