Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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