You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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