no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
