You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
the raccoons are back...
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