Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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