i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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