So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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