If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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