Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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