This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
