the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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