Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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