Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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