That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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