There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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