My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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