Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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