I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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