I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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