I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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