What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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