I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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