You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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